In Perth: Swan brewery tour, zoo, Royal Show, wildflower show, festival day.
In WA: Howard Park winery, other wineries that do rieslings in the south. Stop at all the roadhouses across the Nullarbor and get fridge magnets.
In SA: Penfolds, Lindemans, Tim Adams, Grosset, perhaps other wineries. Call Penfolds again to bullshit my way into an investment wine (read: Grange) tasting, ha ha. Have German food at a faux German village.
In Victoria: figure out where to park the car for two weeks, see Federation Square, go to the cleanskin shop.
In Bali: have ridiculous spa treatment, do one day cooking class, see the countryside, look for humorous bootleg CDs, get tacky T-shirt, send Julian big titty postcards.
In NSW: the Hunter with Seumie and Russel, Clonakilla again, do wine shopping, sell car, pack, get standby flights back to SFO, etc.
In Queensland: see Luke, get seat back in car, see Brisbane museums.
At home: get a job.
Still looking at returning in 8 weeks, but that depends on seat availablity with United.
