Christopher Pratt (cpratt) wrote,
Christopher Pratt
cpratt

The real, sad truth about outback mining towns.

You'd think you'd see handsome bearded miners walking around in those revealing, short cut Aussie shorts, beefy tree-trunk legs disappearing into sturdy workboots? Ah, but no. Sorry, you lose. Instead, all you see around town are their slovenly wives, hauling their well-larded asses from their Holden Commodores into the mall, where they buy romance novels and Cadbury chocolates by the cartload, while giving you such open looks of sexual longing that you start to feel kind of dirty after a while.

I want a refund! :)
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