Christopher Pratt (cpratt) wrote,
Christopher Pratt
cpratt

This sign is ruining my drive home from work

Psycic Palm Reading

There are two psychic centers, known as chakras, that are mainly responsible for clairvoyant visions. These are located in the center of the forehead and at the top of the head. Visualize doors closing over these centers and the flow of impressions will cease. Imagine them opening and the visions will begin again. Now, imagine them opening and closing on the face of the fucking moron who approved this sign. Peace be upon you.
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