Meanwhile, Dan reminded me that http://maps.msn.com is still up and running - it's a heinous zombie Web site that seemingly hasn't been updated in forever. Look! You can buy Microsoft MapPoint 2004! That sounds so modern!
I did allow myself to break down and indulge in some very childish behavior, though - I blame Steven Spielberg, though:
Torrey Pines? Well, that's near Black's Beach, so I guess they have a point.