Just as the advent of E-Z Internet piracy made it possible to download hundreds of albums you don't really listen to (and thereby fail at understanding), wine bars like Splash can suck it. What's the point of drinking wine if all you do is flit from bottle to bottle, making quick first impressions that don't do justice to the care that went into making that drink? What's the point of drinking a dozen wines in an evening if none of them make an impression, if all of them scream quickly across the sky without care or thought?
Depressing.