Tee hee! (It's a Rupert Murdoch tabloid, so I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.)
I hope the fire hasn't caused too much damage; both my parents and midendian are scheduled to take the train to France over the next four days, and I would be sad if I didn't get a chance to see them there!
Also: fabulous news from Hollywood regarding Steven Soderbergh, Michael Douglas, Matt Damon, and a certain Wladziu Valentino Liberace. Squee!