Man, it's good to be back home from Mexico - it was shocking. We were walking down the street just minding our business when, suddenly, a white-haired man was attacked by a callous, evil child:
I'd heard the stories about Mexican bad behavior, but attacking an elderly pharmacist in broad daylight? I had no idea. It's a good thing that our federal government is spending billions on border fences - what's next? Attacks on Ronald McDonald? The King? Wendy, even?
