Christopher Pratt (cpratt) wrote,
Christopher Pratt
cpratt

Republicans: tough on crime!

President Bush has just pardoned a local drug dealer here in San Diego.

Awesome.

Moral of the story: Don't smoke crack, because federal sentencing laws will send your ass to prison for a long, long time. But if you sell hundreds of pounds of marijuana, you will not only avoid serving any time in jail, President Bush will pardon you as well.
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