U. S. states I've been to not including plane changes: all 50 (plus DC, Puerto Rico, US Virgin Islands)
U. S. state I've lived in: 1 (California)
Canadian provinces I've been to not including plane changes: 6 - BC, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Quebec, New Brunswick
Mexican states I've been to not including plane changes: 16 - BC, BCS, Sonora, Chihuahua, Sinaloa, Jalisco, Guanajuato, Nayarit, Michoacan, Mexico, Morelos, Tabasco, Chiapas, Yucatan, Campeche, Quintana Roo, plus the DF
Canadian Provinces and Mexican states I've lived in: 0
Countries I've been to: 35 - USA, Canada, Mexico, Haiti, Dominican Republic, UK, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxemburg, France, Germany, Denmark, Vatican City, Italy, Spain, Switzerland, Austria, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Moldova, Georgia, Japan, China, Hong Kong, Macau, Singapore, Australia, Aotearoa / New Zealand, Finland, Russia, Sweden, Norway, Peru, Vatican City
Countries I've had sex in: 5
Countries I've been to a McDonald's in: Probably at least 15
Countries I've lived in: 3 - USA, Germany, Switzerland
Continents I've been to: 5 (saw Africa but didn't take the ferry over)
Oceans I've seen: 3 (of 4; will see the Indian Ocean this Spring)
Oceans I've swam in: 2
World's Fairs I've been to: They still have those?
Olympics I've been to: 0
Amusement Parks I've been to: This question is retarded. Lots. Dave Cobb made me do it.
Longest plane trip: SFO-HKG (but really DUS-LAX, stuck in the smoking section, with a refuelling stop in Winnipeg)
Shortest plane trip: LAX-SAN
Road trips from coast-to-coast: At least 5, inc. Pacific-Indian road trip in Australia
Future plans: Kanaky / New Caledonia in 2 weeks, Bali in October, Armenia in 2004, Central Asia in 2007