This week, you and your legion of wingnut HomeTown Buffet-feeding fanboys started slapping bumper stickers all over public property, which is IMHO pretty effing tacky. I whipped my phone out while waiting for the light to change this evening...
... and then it rang. Yes, it rang thanks to you and your campaign's way effing obnoxious robocallers, or war dialers, or whatever you call those things.
Thanks, Ron, for making ME pay money to listen to your ridiculous political message.
You suck.