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1. I'd hit it. Again and again and again. Even on the bonnet.
2. I've got a photo of us when we were 3ish in matching babydoll pj's.
3. You make me question my attraction to women.
4. I wish I could get drunk with you every night of every week of every year.
5. Some days, I really want to spank you.
6. Your journal contains nothing but incessant whining about your stupid so-called life. I can't stop reading it because I laugh and thank God every day that I'm not as screwed up as you. I have you friended for this very reason.
7. I miss your random back massages while out clubbing.
8. You're fucking amazing. You deserve to be number one, but I just got to your name. I wish I could let you know in words how amazing you are, but our language is too restrictive. You just all out rock. I was an idiot for ever not liking you, but then again, I didn't know you. That asshole doesn't deserve you, anyway. Let him fuck whatever tramps he wants. You've got your guy now! (PS - You're like a princess, except more beautiful than even the most beautiful of them.) I suppose now you know who you are, but who cares? I love you.
9. You have smashing bosoms. I would like to borrow them for the day just to see what it was like, although not any longer cos I think all the attention from horrible men would get on my tits, haha!
10. I wish I was in your pants.
