Here's all I had time to jot down:
Are you writing my paycheck? No? Then don't tell me to go down there and talk to them right now. I am working right now.Pretty sad. He's one of those people for whom work is the only thing there is in their lives; if he didn't have a job, he'd probably just fade into the sidewalk on a sunny day.
You know, Mom? You know what? You have just reduced the chance of me calling you by about 5% by taking time away from work.