Christopher Pratt (cpratt) wrote,
Christopher Pratt
cpratt

-> Prequels they haven't made yet

thornyc's having a contest of sorts today: he's riffing on McSweeney's Lesser Known Movie Prequels.

My contributions, all stolen from The Criterion Collection:

Barely Noticed Trains
The Birth of Colonel Blimp
Dusk and Mist
Fear and Loathing in Henderson, Nevada
Gimme Food
Hiroshima mon ami
Hypersomnia
I Am Curious - Orange
The Indium Drum
Jules
Lieutenant General Idi Amin Dada
The Life Terrestrial With Steve Zissou
The Middling Illusion
The Penultimate Temptation of Christ
Scenes from an Engagement
Schizochorios
The Slapping of a Chinese Bookie
Some Of What Heaven Allows

[Apologies, apologies...]
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  • It's July 2013.

    Remember when I wrote a lot on LiveJournal? Yeah, me neither.

  • Steve

    I'm not surprised by Jobs' death, and of course my inner cynic wants to blame homeopathy or whatever the hell it was he was into; an anecdote that…

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    It took ten days to clear Canadian customs and make it to San Diego, but Dan just installed the replacement thermostat for our crappy wine cabinet…