It's a miracle! Praise Jesus! Hallelujah!
Wait a sec - that's another plane crash entirely, and it didn't even happen today! Perhaps something's going wrong on the back end servers?
[They fixed the error in just a few minutes, and reminded readers again that you're welcome to send your own crash pictures to firstname.lastname@example.org!]
Apparently most Germans might not know what country Toronto is in, or they might confuse it with one of the world's many, many Torontos? Hm.
Air France [France]
Not to worry! Tout va bien! Everything is fine!
Het Parool [The Netherlands]
No information about the crash here, but apparently too many people are fucking outdoors in a park in the north of Amsterdam, so they're planting stinging nettles. Ouch!