I will spend the next four weeks emptying out the house so that Matthew can move in without having my crap all over the place.
I will even clean the closets.
I will find the tape measure.
I will finish the first section of my second novel, Undo.
I will not purchase CDs or DVDs in 2002.
I will finish reading The Recognitions.
I will not finish reading Mason and Dixon.
I will see Welcome to Woop Woop, no matter how much it sucks.
I will no longer assume that the presence of white Zinfandel in a person's home signifies that they are alcoholic losers. Instead, I will assume that they have bought it for the greater comfort of their guests, because let's admit it, most folks what drink wine like white Zin.
I will learn to scuba dive in Airlie Beach.
I will learn how to drive a 4WD correctly, off-road.
I will lose weight, ideally so much that people will not recognize me.
I will go caving again soon.
I will resist the urge to play songs with high sqonky noises in the car, thereby upsetting Dan. (DAT Politics: Please accept my apologies in advance.)
I will make an effort to increase the amount of beauty in the world.