"I am working on writing 'a' story, a good story, an entertaining story, an exciting and dark story. But not my story."
Similarly, not everything you're reading in this blog is necessarily "me." Here and there, facts have been embellished, details have been fudged; all in all, it's mostly true but please do bear in mind that this is a performance, not a diary.
In the meantime, thanks to you all for writing consistently entertaining entries, thanks for reading, and [most importantly] thanks for keeping the Valentine's Day pity party / I luv my honey bucket stuff to a minimum [those of you on my friends list who indulged actually came across as sincere and honest, and I thought it was cool. Yes, this means you, Brian, Mark, Richard, and Tim.]