Christopher Pratt (cpratt) wrote,
Christopher Pratt

No, really.

Jerkcity live from Disneyland: When You Wish Upon a HAULGHULAHG

November 5th, 6th and 7th 2004

Dear Reader,

You are invited to send an AIM-flavored Instant Message to pantsdisneyland during the weekend of November 5-7.

Jerkcity staff, mostly the kitchen crew and some dock workers, have been dispatched to the park to receive messages as you send them.

If you are allergic to AIM, e-mail to works also. You may wish to attach small images, gif, png or jpeg, to your message. (Do not send the Goatse guy, we've seen that, please send a picture of your pretty, pretty face instead. Or your toilet. Whatever.)

Since IMs and e-mail will be received in real-time, you may well receive a reply during the hours of 07:00 - 23:00 California time. This depends on service coverage and the amount of drinking involved.

Requests for live photographs will result in a picture taken then e-mailed to you in JPEG form as a MIME attachment. Please indicate whether you would like a photograph of a fat person, a urinal, a toilet, a hidden mickey or something related/horrible.



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