However, I don't own a PlayStation 2... but they've got to be easy to find. After all, they're the #1-selling console in the world, so no problem, I can just stop by a couple of places after work and grab one. Right?
Apparently Sony discontinued the PlayStation 2 some time ago, and something's delayed the PStwo, aka the SCPH-70000 CB version of the console... so you can't actually buy one.
Now I know how prospective iMac buyers must have felt in September.