Hanes underwear [now has ugly, uncomfortable grey waistband]
Levi's 501 jeans [has been recut to be all baggy, de-emphasizes my package, not good]
Trader Joe's kung pao chicken [no longer available]
and this month's addition:
The Body Shop Body Mechanics men's deodorant [no longer available; they seem to no longer do any men's deodorant]
I was also going to add Alka-Mints, but it seems they're still available nationwide; it's just that local shops stopped stocking them. In the course of getting this cleared up, I stumbled across this:
Ewww, gross. Pre-Seed? Sounds like something you should use on the lawn, not someone's ass.