Christopher Pratt (cpratt) wrote,
Christopher Pratt
cpratt

#1 sign I'm going to a yuppie gym.

At the Pro Club this morning, I noticed the following poster stuck up by the valet parking desk:

"Wine Tasting and Jazz! The last Thursday of every month. Hosted by the Pro Club sommelier. $15."

Talk about stomach-turning. I mean, honestly. It's bad enough that the gym has a "day spa" that sells $400 beauty treatments, a car detailing shop that charges $160 to buff your SUV, and is infested with personal trainers who herd clients around for $60 an hour. They have a sommelier? WTF?!?!

At least the towels are clean.
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