"Wine Tasting and Jazz! The last Thursday of every month. Hosted by the Pro Club sommelier. $15."
Talk about stomach-turning. I mean, honestly. It's bad enough that the gym has a "day spa" that sells $400 beauty treatments, a car detailing shop that charges $160 to buff your SUV, and is infested with personal trainers who herd clients around for $60 an hour. They have a sommelier? WTF?!?!
At least the towels are clean.