Christopher Pratt (cpratt) wrote,
Christopher Pratt
cpratt

I can't believe it's not satire!

Billy Graham: You very well could see your pets in Heaven

By BILLY GRAHAM
SYNDICATED COLUMNIST

DEAR DR. GRAHAM: You probably get asked this question a lot, but do you think we will be reunited with our pets in Heaven? Our dog died recently after almost 15 years, and I just can't imagine being happy in Heaven unless he is with us. -- Mrs. S.J.

DEAR MRS. S.J.: God will provide us with everything we need to be happy in Heaven -- and if animals are necessary to make us completely happy there, you can be confident He will arrange for them to be with us.

Wow. People actually believe this crap?

What if the dog really, really hated Mr. and Mrs. S. J. on Earth? Is he then stuck with them forever?

I'm so glad I didn't study theology. So many questions...
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