November 2nd, 2005



Tom Tom Club's version of 'On the Broadwalk' took the child-like into the realms of the childish, and was subsequently overshadowed by Bruce Willis' masterful rendition on his classic album 'The Return of Bruno', which I play every single day; not just because it's a wonderful piece of music, but because it's a highly erotic emotional statement, too.
- anonymous reviewer on

Anyone who buys an album named "return of Bruno" can just eat a dik.
- another anonymous reviewer on