September 26th, 2004



cpratt's LiveJournal Slut Stats
The below percentages indicate what cpratt has done with the 85 people on his friends list!
saw at bear run

talked while Bob Singer entered room at same bear run

demolished bottle(s) of Two Buck Chuck

told them he was going to fuck them on AIM

searched Bear411 for their profile

masturbated to pictures of them found online

"pity friended"

got ass kicked at Crimson Skies on Xbox Live

hot, sweaty mansex

was too awed to express sexual interest, remained frustrated

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LJ challenge

Here's what I'd like to see someone do - I'd do it myself, but I'm kind of in a creative fallow patch at the moment:

1. Disable deletion of comments from your journal.

2. Write lj post which is guaranteed to elicit a lot of comments expressing either sympathy, anger, or a political opinion.

3. After dozens of people have responded, change the original post every so slightly in a way that subtly, but definitely, alters the meaning of everyone's comments.

I can't think of an example or a manner in which to do this. However, if anyone has a copy of Alasdair Gray's Five Letters From an Eastern Empire lying around - or a copy of Unlikely Stories, Mostly, which contains that story - I'd suggest a quick read through it. I don't want to give away the plot if you haven't read it, but it's definitely the genesis for this sort of idea.