1. Where do you want to communicate today?
The evil Midnight Goff, what goffs at midnight! Yeah, baby! Yeah!!
2. “…that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too.” - Goethe
3. [someone actually went to the trouble of creating an animated GIF which I can't reproduce here; it has their name zooming from right to left in rainbow colors.]
4. Delighting our customers is our top priority. We welcome your comments and suggestions about how we can improve the support we provide to you. Please e-mail us at
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5. You curl your toes in fun, as you smile at everyone
You meet the stares, you're unaware
That your doings aren't done.
- Ian Anderson
6. Every morning I check the Forbes List of 100 Richest People in the World and if I'm not on the list, I come into work.
7. Tell a man there are a million, billion stars in the sky and he will believe you. Tell him there is wet paint and he just has to touch it.
8. There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
9. (A tester at heart, if indeed testers can be said to have hearts.)
10. A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.
