The last time you used a Mac on a network, what did you name it?
If Lacan, Derrida, and Foucault had a bitchfight, who would win?
When was the last time you were violent?
Which of your tastes embarasses you the most?
When eating pizza, do you put anything extra on top of it?
If you were a smoker, what brand would you smoke?
What's the most exhausting thing you've ever done?
When was the last time you ate a quince?
What's the one piece of software you miss the most?
When are you at your loneliest?