A complete set of the Vorzugsausgabe of the Bargfeld edition of the works of Arno Schmidt
A case of the 2002 Clonakilla shiraz viognier
A job in Seattle
The heaviest king size down comforter I can find - but not one of those obnoxious $2,000 ones from the Stanford Shopping Center
NB: This is just for my own amusement.