Look what was lurking in our office this morning: a real-life panda trap!
(One of my coworkers is a very bearish Chinese American man who - although gay - is emphatically not a bear (according to him, at least). For better or worse, I joked about a year ago that he looked like a panda... and the nickname stuck, so from time to time crazy stuff happens around here that is panda-related.)
I'm still curious to see if he'll go for the fresh bamboo before the day is out. I'm thinking not - but you never know!